Today we drove from Elkton, Maryland to home, with a quick stop for lunch in Danbury, Connecticut. It was a long day and the kids were particularly bad, especially Norah. They had obviously had enough traveling, and there was a lot of whining, screaming, hair-pulling, eyeball-gouging, and finger-biting going on in the back seat. Luckily I had my trusty spray bottle loaded and ready. You might think squirting naughty kids is cruel, but the alternative is reaching back and blindly whacking like they did in the olden days (the 70's), which is now discouraged by child psychologists and law enforcement.
Everywhere we went on this road trip, people commented on how cute Norah is, what beautiful hair she has, and how much she looks like Shirley Temple. Nobody believes me when I say that she's a wild animal in disguise. Finally, I have proof:
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