Emails From Crazy People

I found a blog this week that has some pretty funny posts - emailsfromcrazypeople.com.
These cracked me up:
http://emailsfromcrazypeople.com/2009/07/28/no-pets-clause/#more-65
http://emailsfromcrazypeople.com/2009/07/31/everyone-loves-a-party/#more-149
http://emailsfromcrazypeople.com/2009/08/25/let-me-explain/
http://emailsfromcrazypeople.com/2009/09/02/parent-teacher-conference-should-be-hilarious/

Coincidentally, I received an email today regarding a problem someone had while installing a lockset.  I don't know why the new homeowner sent it to me along with about 20 of our top brass, but the email is 690 WORDS LONG.  I'm not saying he's a crazy person, but wow.  My favorite part was when he said that because he had to hire a locksmith he didn't have any money left for the celebratory dinner out that he had planned, and was eating a cold turkey sandwich instead. 

I actually thought about calling the guy to walk him through the installation, since he included his name, address, and phone number, but I figured our CEO probably already had it covered.
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