Mixed Emotions

I usually try to avoid off-color posts or disguise them so that the Little Pitchers don't know what the hell I'm talking about, but this joke cracked me up. I've changed the punchline slightly in a lame attempt at confusing the underage.

A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology which explained the phenomenon of “mixed emotions." The husband turned to his wife and said, “Honey, that’s a bunch of crap. I bet you can’t tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time.”

She said: “Out of all your friends, you are the most well-endowed.“


aaaHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! aaaHAHAHAHA!!!
(That was Lana's laugh.)

Thanks Julie!