Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Good News / Bad News

I can't watch the news. Just like I can't watch TV shows or movies about bad stuff because I start to worry that it might happen to me - I avoid the news for the same reason. If I spend all of my time obsessing about global warming, bird flu, the sad state of our government, world hunger, the imminent recession, and why Brittney went out in short-shorts and no bra, I won't get anything done. I don't want to be ignorant, but I really think the media constantly reports the bad news to get us all whipped into a frenzy. Have you ever tried to buy bread, milk, or eggs, when there's a snowstorm in the forecast? With the amount of food stored in my pantry, we could survive for an entire winter! Why does the Stormcenter5 logo and sound effect inspire me to immediately jump in the car and head to Stop & Shop?!

So I decided to find a source for some good news. There are actually sites that specialize in good news!!

http://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/
http://www.happynews.com/ .

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Another interesting source for news is http://nuttynuttynews.blogspot.com/. It's not all good news but you will find headlines there like:

~ Beautiful Girl: Camel Beauty Pageants Become Popular Pastime
~ Drunkorexia: Women Are Increasingly Skipping Meals To Save The Calories For Booze
~ Burger Joint Adds Spitzer Burger to Menu
~ Boy Says Teacher Forced Him to Urinate In Lunchbox While Everyone Watched
~ California Student Stops Out-Of-Control Bus, Gets Detention For Skipping Class
~ Armed With Ham - Restaurant Owner Fights Off Meat Thief
~ Top 10 Interview Mistakes - Answer the Phone? Sniff Armpits?

Or this lucrative story which you may have missed...

PTA Raffle Rigged, Woman Charged With Cheating

(Northfield Center Township) - When you win a lot, people will wonder if you cheated. In this case, police say she did.

Summit County Sheriff's Deputies arrested 31-year-old April Nellie of Beechwood Dr. Thursday night for cheating during a school fundraiser. During a January Parent Teacher Association (PTA) event at Northfield Elementary School, Nellie was in charge of a reverse raffle. Nellie was responsible for maintaining control of the raffle tickets prior to the drawing on January 25. After Nellie’s name was called and she had won six baskets during the raffle, folks got suspicious. Deputy Roger Morgan investigated and determined Nellie bought an additional 1,943 tickets from a local party favor store, wrote her name and some others on them and then added the tickets to the other legitimate raffle stubs. The value of the baskets she won was $2,450. Nellie was booked into the Summit County Jail for cheating, a felony of the 5th degree.
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Update: Here's another good site for off-beat news (thanks Johnny!) - http://www.7dvt.com/2008/news-quirks-9

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