~ Parents Replace Kids With Monkeys
~ Phone Book Typo Leads Customers to Phone Sex Line
~ Man Lost Life Savings After Termites Infesting His Bank's Safe
...Deposit Boxes Ate Them
~ And the Worst Bad Name Is...Charman Toilette? Chastity Beltz?
~ Police Swarm Day Care Over Blanket Dispute
~ Woman Crashed Golf Cart While Drunk - Had Six Kids Aboard
And one that I've pasted here because the last line cracks me up:
~ Girl Gets Her Belly Button Ring Stuck in Her Nose

If you make it to the older posts, you may run across one that has been in the back of my mind for a week: Man Facing Charges for Having Sex with a Picnic Table.
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