False Alarm

A couple of weeks ago, Ben brought Adlani to me so I could examine the "injury" on Adlani's buttocks.  I'm not sure what he thought the injury was from (maybe a well-deserved wupping from me?), but he was very alarmed. 

I'm no nurse, but even a hardware consultant could put two and two together and figure out that:

A) There was no blood or bruising,

B) Adlani wasn't in any pain,

C) I hadn't wupped him recently, and

D) The "injury" formed a complete circle around Adlani's butt. 

Hmmm...what would you call that?
NintendoD.Ass?

Yes, I do realize that Adlani's going to kill me someday for posting these photos, but right now he's too busy playing NintendoDS to care.
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